Crap on my Desk
I'd take a picture but my camera and cell phone (w/camera) are involved, so there you go. The pile has the following:
1. Mini pad of paper with pen on top in an artful manner.
2. My Med Sun dispenser which I use when I travel and why it's here, I don't know. It's got medications, aspirins, Rolaids, you know the critical stuff.
3. My blue tooth gadget--very cool and fun. Would be even neater if I really knew how to use it.
4. A cheap watch-lanyard (i have no idea how to spell that--it hangs off your belt, anyone care to help me here?) that I got at Walmart for a couple dollars. I happen to have a weird magnetic field that kills watch batteries. If I get nine months out of a battery, it's a miracle, consequently I have a hard time keeping a watch running. So, I got this thing, but I don't really know how to use it either. The instructions are written in about a 8 pt font which I can't read. Whatever.
5. My brand spanking new cell phone, which is my first. So I don't know how to use it either. I'm trying to learn, but cripes, it's got a ton of junk I'll never use cause I'm too cheap to get suckered into paying another $10 or $15 a month just so I can check e-mail on a 1" screen.
6. My real camera, which I do know how to use. So, one out of 8 isn't bad. Actually I know how to use the pad of paper and pen, and I can use my pill dispenser, so I'm not batting as poorly as I thought.
Neat little pile-o-crap, if I don't say. Now, how to organize this mess when I need to have it all handy, but don't want clutter? Good luck, my friendly voice is saying.
So, I took the watch thing to my jewelery box, and put the pill dispenser in the bathroom where it belongs. I plugged in my cell phone and blue tooth, so they're out of the way. I also put the camera in the drawer, where hopefully I'll remember it is when I want it again, so all that's left is a pad of paper with a pen angled just so. How artful I am. ;-)

